You know they're not a designer when...

I'm doing a freelance database project, and I inquired as to whether they could put me in touch with their designer so the look-and-feel of the db forms matches the site. I got this e-mail this morning.

I have on our ftp site some photos that Mike has taken that he'd like to have represented on the website. They are currently saved in a word document.

That's a bad omen, isn't it?